Moany Bitch

I can tolerate a lot of things
But one thing I cannot stand
Is the moany bitch I work with
Jeez, she really makes me mad

Her voice; a verbal cheese-grater
Whinging as I drink my coffee
Her face is an exact match
For a half-chewed hairy toffee

Her constant whiney moaning
Sometimes makes me want to weep
Her constant, boring monotone
Induces narcoleptic sleep