The Continuing Adventures Of Mr. Tourette: Master Signwriter

What do you think you'd call it
If you had a fish & chip shop?
I'd probably call mine 'Fish N' Shit'
But 'shit' as in 'stuff', not 'plop'

What do you think you'd call it
If you had a dirty strip club?
I'd probably call mine 'Beer, Tits and Muff'
Because, well, it's strippers in a pub.

What do you think you'd call it
If you had a cupcake store?
I'd probably call mine 'Cunt-Cakes'
Because 'Drew's Cakes' is a bore.

What do you think you'd call it
If you had a genetically-modified chicken joint?
I'd probably call mine 'Massive Cocks'
It's straight and to the point.