If I Were (The Dr. Seuss Comedown)

If I were an animal
I'd probably be a meerkat
And if I were some headwear
I'd probably be a top hat

If I were a mint
I'd probably be a Murray
And if I were a take-away
I'd probably be a curry

If I were some sneakers
I'd probably be Adidas
And if I were a millionaire
I'd probably be a fat-ass

If I were from outer space
I'd probably be from Venus
And if I were some genitalia
I'd probably be a whale's penis