I Laughed Until...

I was walking up the road
Earlier on the way to work
Some bloke in stupid skinny jeans
Barged right past me like a berk

He rushed quite quickly onwards
In the warm, mid-morning sun
And smacked into a fat bird
Which put him on his bum

The revolving door of Karma
Amused me to my very core
I laughed until I weed a bit
Then I laughed a shit-load more