Neighbours = Morons

If the people underneath me
Slam their fucking doors again
I'll take a cricket bat downstairs
And cause those twats some pain

Seriously, who walks around
Slamming every door they pass?
If they did it with revolving doors
They'd at least kick their own arse

Stop slamming doors, you wankers!
What's the door done to earn that?
The poor door's already suffering
Being in a house full of twats

Who the hell strolls round all day
Slinging doors shut violently?
These pricks should go to college
And study 'Closing Doors Silently'