Smells Like Teen Shiznit

I live next door to wankers
They piss me off so much
When they open their bedroom door
It smells like Gandhi's crotch

The stench is representive
Of Jimmy Kimmel's pits
The odour's reminiscent of
A cat with real bad shits

It pongs like old dead bodies
Like month-old taco dip
It whiffs like Jonas Brothers have
Just tried to play music

Still, I'm next door to wankers
Their room's a bloody farce
I don't know how they live there when
Their place smells like my arse