Boston Pee Party

We're going on a pub crawl
Just me and my friend Mike
We'll hit the bars and show Boston
Just what English drinkers are like

We'll drink to good old England
And drink to our good health
By lunch I'll be so shit-faced
That I'll probably wet myself

I'll fall asleep and miss my stop
Take a two-hour stagger home
Then wake up tomorrow morning
Sleeping with a traffic cone