Wednesday 2 September 2009
The Dog's Bollocks
Apologies, I lied last poem
The dog doesn't have any balls
Not even little furry ones
I'm afraid he has no balls at all
That doesn't make him less manly
He's a fierce, brutish pup
If you give him any nonsense
He will mess yo' lame ass up
He does have 'balls' in another sense
Great big metaphorical ones
They're as big as planets
Or a pair of flaming suns
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Arf, those be _my_ missin' balls you're talking about, a little more respect for the lost, eh??
ReplyDelete- Jakey
My deepest apologies, Jakey old chum. It's OK that you have no balls. You can have one of mine when my wife gives them back to me. Love you a bunch, buddy.
ReplyDelete- Drew