You'd Like A Wine?

I'd like a wine
A wine that's fine
A wine that smells of pine

A wine that's mine
That gives a sign
That wine smells of wood-bine

I'd like a wine
That's from the Rhine
A wine right off the vine

Nine out of nine
Yeah, that's my wine
A wine that's fine to dine (upon)

(Two Seconds Later)

You pompous git!
You don't like beer?
Why don't you sod off out of here?

You don't like beer?
You just like wine?
Well, piss off out this pub of mine...