Piss Off, Mosquito

Piss off, mosquito
Why are you here?
I'm chilled on the front porch
Just having a beer

In you come a-flying
In your shit, wispy way
How do you not get it
When we shoo you away?

You bite me, then leave me
With lots of red marks
On my head, arms and legs
(And even my private parts!)

This is your final warning
You've had your last pass
So piss off, mosquito
Or I'll flatten your ass