Jobs Are Like Buses

I've sat on my arse for three weeks now
Wondering what I'm doing wrong
I couldn't get a job for love nor money
Then three of the things come along!

Sat here near a month, sans employment
For any old job, did I seek
No-one had work for me whatsoever
Then three fricken' jobs in a week!

Agencies, classifieds and Gumtree
They all said their pockets were bare
I watched every episode of 'Family Guy'
Then three jobs? Man, what happened there?

How did I get three job offers?
Well, I said from my bum shines the sun
I told them I'm great, now I have 3 jobs
If I told them the truth, I'd have none