My Next-Door Neighbour Is Drilling

My next-door neighbour's drilling
He's been doing it all day
Fuck knows what he's building
It sounds pretty big, either way

He started up at 9am
And he hasn't ceased at all
It shook the poor dog off the bed
And sent a tremor through his balls

It's a bastion of manliness
Drilling makes you king of the castle
But If he doesn't stop it soon
I'll have to drill him a new arsehole