My Perfect Job

My perfect job just doesn't exist
Well, not as far as I know
It's a 'Part-Time Beverage Analyst'
Working out of Spearmint Rhino

Or perhaps an 'In-Game Analyst' for
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
My analysis improves when I'm pissed
Working from the nearest pub

The thought of picking my own job
Really doesn't take much thinking;
I'd chill at home in dirty pants
Playing 'GTA' and drinking.