I'm Drunk

Fuck me, I'm drunk
I'm really drunk
I'm really bloody drunk

I'm swearing lots
That's how I tell
That I'm drunk as a skunk

Oh shit, I'm drunk
I'm really drunk
That last beer wasn't smart

It's nothing to do
With the previous twelve
That I'm pissed as a fart

I drank the beer
Equivalent of
The eastern bloody seaboard

How drunk am I?
I'm drunk as hell
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