Look At Me, I'm Killing Trees!

Look at me, I'm killing trees!
I'm killing them by the truckload!
How many have I killed so far?
Not sure, but it's a fuck-load!

If I had to calculate
If I had to do my research
I reckon I've done several oaks
And maybe a big, old birch

Pearl Jam's on the radio
But I can't hear Eddie Vedder
His voice is being drowned out
By my printer (see 'tree-shredder')

I'm killing trees, I'm killing trees!
I'm Drew, the tree-killing geezer!
Perhaps if I kill several more
They'll finally give me a visa